cockeyed

Adjective

• very drunk

• incongruous; inviting ridicule
  • the absurd excuse that the dog ate his homework
    
  • that's a cockeyed idea
    
  • ask a nonsensical question and get a nonsensical answer
    
  • a contribution so small as to be laughable
    
  • it is ludicrous to call a cottage a mansion
    
  • a preposterous attempt to turn back the pages of history
    
  • her conceited assumption of universal interest in her rather dull children was ridiculous
    

• turned or twisted toward one side
  • a...youth with a gorgeous red necktie all awry- G.K.Chesterton
    
  • his wig was, as the British say, skew-whiff
    

Related words

• Synonyms: 
  besotted , blind drunk , blotto , crocked , fuddled , loaded , pie-eyed , pissed , pixilated , plastered , slopped , sloshed , smashed , soaked , absurd , derisory , idiotic , laughable , ludicrous , nonsensical , preposterous , ridiculous , askew , awry(p) , lopsided , wonky , skew-whiff