Need translate some SMS please

[ipromise]

1. Tau ko ranh nghe dt cua May May Hieu ko? Mat lon
2. Cai Lon ne. Dien hoai vat con Khung
3. Du Ma May .Tau lam cho May tuc choi duoc hon con Di ngua xau xa
4. Tau ko ranh noi chuyen voi mot nguoi Khung nhu May
5. Tau ko phai Kieu con May la ai Ma Khung du vay
please help me translate... Thanks

[LtDra]

1. Tau ko ranh nghe dt cua May May Hieu ko? Mat lon
2. Cai Lon ne. Dien hoai vat con Khung
3. Du Ma May .Tau lam cho May tuc choi duoc hon con Di ngua xau xa
4. Tau ko ranh noi chuyen voi mot nguoi Khung nhu May
5. Tau ko phai Kieu con May la ai Ma Khung du vay
please help me translate... Thanks

Uh oh bad languages.

1. Tau ko ranh nghe dt cua May May Hieu ko? Mat lon
I don't have time to answer your phone, don't you understand? (slang)

2. Cai Lon ne. Dien hoai vat con Khung
(slang) . Call again? crazy.

3. Du Ma May .Tau lam cho May tuc choi duoc hon con Di ngua xau xa
(slang). I made you mad for fun, is that ok you urgly bitch.

4. Tau ko ranh noi chuyen voi mot nguoi Khung nhu May
I don't have time to talk with some crazy one like you.

5. Tau ko phai Kieu con May la ai Ma Khung du vay
I am not Kieu, and who are you which is so crazy?

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