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[MANH NGUYEN]

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'

MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's
cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

[dethuong_x0x]

Hì Hì! Tếu quá
Pretty funny!
But, I don't get these 2:

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

[MANH NGUYEN]

hì hì! Tếu quá :d
pretty funny!
But, i don't get these 2:

Teacher: Now, simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, i don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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teacher: Clyde , your composition on 'my dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde : No, sir. It's the same dog.

- khong can cau nguyen (moi co an); me toi la nguoi nau gioi cho nen luc nao toi cung co an, khong can phai cau nguyen!

- khong co cóp "copy = chep bai cua nguoi ta", ma tai no cung 01 con cho cho nen "chu" nao cung giong nhau ca bai!!!

[dethuong_x0x]

- khong can cau nguyen (moi co an); me toi la nguoi nau gioi cho nen luc nao toi cung co an, khong can phai cau nguyen!

- khong co cóp "copy = chep bai cua nguoi ta", ma tai no cung 01 con cho cho nen "chu" nao cung giong nhau ca bai!!!

Ha! Ha! Tớ hiểu rồi

[fija]

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