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    funny.. i like it...

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    Nice quote you got there. Thanks for sharing.

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    “Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.”
    “To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.”
    “There’s no half-singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva.”
    “I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by cahillcahill View Post
    “I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.”
    I don't get this one
    "Live as if you were to die tomorrow, learn as if you were to live forever" -- Mahatma Gandhi

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    Quote Originally Posted by TLT View Post

    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
    Rodney Dangerfield
    Like this! hihi

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    Wink

    I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87.

    the word they didn't chang is "the end"

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    1)There are 3 types of people in this world. Ones who can count and ones who can't.

    2) A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

    3) Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

    4) Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justdoit View Post
    4) Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
    I don't get it
    "Live as if you were to die tomorrow, learn as if you were to live forever" -- Mahatma Gandhi

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    Quote Originally Posted by TLT View Post
    I don't get it
    Let say you met a girl and you invited her back to your place, the night started to go your way, you called out her name, but instead it's your ex-gf or wife's name. so she left.

    4) Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
    meaning - Next time, you'll learn not to forget her name.

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    thanks ! this is the best topic in forum !

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