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    What part of your body goes to heaven first?

    The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she
    asked the question, "When you die and go to heaven...which part of your body
    goes first?"

    Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."

    "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"

    Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front
    of you and god just takes your hands first."

    "What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.

    Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs."

    The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Little Johnny,
    why do you think it would be your legs?"

    Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into mummy and daddy's bedroom the other
    night. Mummy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh God
    I'm coming!" If dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."

    (Không rõ tác giả)

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    Quote Originally Posted by manh nguyen View Post
    what part of your body goes to heaven first?

    the nun teaching sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she
    asked the question, "when you die and go to heaven...which part of your body
    goes first?"

    suzy raised her hand and said, "i think it's your hands."

    "why do you think it's your hands, suzy?"

    suzy replied, "because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front
    of you and god just takes your hands first."

    "what a wonderful answer!" the nun said.

    Little johnny raised his hand and said, "sister, i think it's your legs."

    the nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "little johnny,
    why do you think it would be your legs?"

    little johnny said, "well, i walked into mummy and daddy's bedroom the other
    night. Mummy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "oh god
    i'm coming!" if dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."

    (không rõ tác giả)
    rlmao.........!!!
    Nhất tự vi sư , bán tự vi sư
    ---
    1st Version:
    Anyone who teaches me one word - even half a word - is still my teacher.
    2nd Version:
    Even he who teaches me the smallest bit can still be called my teacher

    Please correct my grammar as you see fit. Much appreciated!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dethuong_x0x View Post
    rlmao.........!!!
    Giỏi nhể. Mới qua Mỹ mà đã hiểu hết mấy cái bậy bạ này rồi !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
    Giỏi nhể. Mới qua Mỹ mà đã hiểu hết mấy cái bậy bạ này rồi !
    Dạ! Tại câu truyện cũng dễ đóan ra mà .
    Nhất tự vi sư , bán tự vi sư
    ---
    1st Version:
    Anyone who teaches me one word - even half a word - is still my teacher.
    2nd Version:
    Even he who teaches me the smallest bit can still be called my teacher

    Please correct my grammar as you see fit. Much appreciated!

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    Thường thì chuyện khôi hài đen vẫn nhiều hơn.

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    công nhận đen quá
    cho trí tưởng tượng bay xa

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