Funny Quotes

[TLT]

Here are just some funny quotes to help relax your mind.
And share with us if you have any good ones.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
Unknown

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Sir Norman Wisdom

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
Clarence Darrow

The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.
Quentin Crisp

To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error.
Janet Coleman
(This one is not that funny but I think it's true)

All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
Henry Youngman

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87.
Steve Martin

[dethuong_x0x]

Haha nice topic!!!

But I dont understand the last one... can someone explain please!

[dethuong_x0x]

Haha nice topic!!!

But I dont understand the last one... can someone explain please!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA hiểu rồi

[TLT]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hiểu rồi :d:d:d

lol... =))

[LtDra]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA hiểu rồi

lol... =))

Curious, why it has to be page 87? can it be page 2, or 10, or 25,.... or esle ?

[TLT]

Curious, why it has to be page 87? can it be page 2, or 10, or 25,.... or esle ?

I don't know, but it's still the same because the page number isn't what that matters. Perhaps, 87 is Steve Martin's favorite number ^_^

[vietnamese4u]

so.. what's funny on that quote? I don't figure out

[Paddy]

so.. what's funny on that quote? I don't figure out

The entire script was changed, except for one word on page 87.

Which means his script writing skill sucks.

[LtDra]

so.. what's funny on that quote? I don't figure out

I guess the key here is "a script" = a handwriting word ?, anyway, it was interesting but not much funny though.

[Paddy]

I guess the key here is "a script" = a handwriting word ?, anyway, it was interesting but not much funny though.

script là kịch bản bác ạ. Ông ấy viết kịch bản ẹ quá cho nên chỉ có 1 chữ không bị chỉnh lại thôi (còn bao nhiêu đều bị sửa lại hết).