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[MANH NGUYEN]

The Cucumber, a Pickle, and a Penis

There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.

The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad."

The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar."

The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!"

[dethuong_x0x]

Rubber Tarp là cái gì vậy bác?
Tìm trên google nhìn nó cứ lạ lạ sao ý, ko biết là cái gì.

[MANH NGUYEN]

Rubber Tarp là cái gì vậy bác?
Tìm trên google nhìn nó cứ lạ lạ sao ý, ko biết là cái gì.

Vào đây xem, rồi tự suy nghĩ ra:
http://vdict.com/tarpaulin,1,0,0.html

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/tarpaulin

[dethuong_x0x]

Hô Hô! Hiểu rồi
Pass out ở đây = die phải ko bác?

[MANH NGUYEN]

Hô Hô! Hiểu rồi
Pass out ở đây = die phải ko bác?

Không phải die mà là hình thức ngất xỉu; ở đây thì xìu!
pass out:
To lose consciousness.

[adorable-monkey]

Getting Saucy

I was with my friend and her entire family at a fancy Chinese restaurant after along day at her brother's track meet. While we were eating, her brother ( who is very cute!) asked what "brown sauce" is. I said, " oh, it's probably just penis sauce" is. I'd meant to say peanut sauce, but the damage was done. The whole family just stared as i laughed really loudly, hoping it would ease the tension. But they didn't seem to find it so funny.

[adorable-monkey]

hey, I'm not junior. Why the line after my nick marked that word. How to fix it. help !! anybody help.. hic.. I'm not junior. I'm senior.

[dethuong_x0x]

hey, I'm not junior. Why the line after my nick marked that word. How to fix it. help !! anybody help.. hic.. I'm not junior. I'm senior.

Junior member. If you want to be a senior member, the number of posts have to be over 200.

[adorable-monkey]

Junior member. If you want to be a senior member, the number of posts have to be over 200.

Oh, hoh, I see, hihi...

[dnguyen78]

Getting Saucy

I was with my friend and her entire family at a fancy Chinese restaurant after along day at her brother's track meet. While we were eating, her brother ( who is very cute!) asked what "brown sauce" is. I said, " oh, it's probably just penis sauce" is. I'd meant to say peanut sauce, but the damage was done. The whole family just stared as i laughed really loudly, hoping it would ease the tension. But they didn't seem to find it so funny.

That's comical. It happened to many people not just you and i am one of them. Thanks for sharing.