little help translating this short message? vn to english

[helpmetranslate]

Hey guys,

I just need help on translating this few lines to english please. Any help will be very much appreciated. Thank you.

1) mầy có đồ sếp sao không?
2) chi vay ?
3) cho tao sếp sao chứ gì có không?
4) ranh~ gom', cho order 1 hu~ sao tha~ song^ di
5) tao co nhung ko co nhieu.. con ong kia zo zien thay on, sep moi cam thay vui.. mua lam chi TON TIEN!
6) thi ba` xep di tui mua cho
7) po tay~
8) eo`
den gio` moi tra~ loi` bz xep stars ha

Thank you guys

[fija]

slangful.......................................... ....

[helpmetranslate]

slangful.......................................... ....

so u cant help? =(

[fija]

1) mầy có đồ sếp sao không? do you have star assembling toy? (I doubt!)
2) chi vay ? Why?
3) cho tao sếp sao chứ gì có không? For me to assemble, yes or no?
4) ranh~ gom', cho order 1 hu~ sao tha~ song^ di. How free you are, order 1 start jar and release them onto river.
5) tao co nhung ko co nhieu.. con ong kia zo zien thay on, sep moi cam thay vui.. mua lam chi TON TIEN! I have but not many.. and that guy (or, son of that men) is so wierd, assembling makes good feeling.. buying just to WASTE MONEY!
6) thi ba` xep di tui mua cho. well, you assemble, I will buy for.
7) po tay~. no way.
8) eo`
den gio` moi tra~ loi` bz xep stars ha
wow, to answer until now, busy to assemble stars huh

[something like that]

[helpmetranslate]

1) mầy có đồ sếp sao không? do you have star assembling toy? (I doubt!)
2) chi vay ? Why?
3) cho tao sếp sao chứ gì có không? For me to assemble, yes or no?
4) ranh~ gom', cho order 1 hu~ sao tha~ song^ di. How free you are, order 1 start jar and release them onto river.
5) tao co nhung ko co nhieu.. con ong kia zo zien thay on, sep moi cam thay vui.. mua lam chi TON TIEN! I have but not many.. and that guy (or, son of that men) is so wierd, assembling makes good feeling.. buying just to WASTE MONEY!
6) thi ba` xep di tui mua cho. well, you assemble, I will buy for.
7) po tay~. no way.
8) eo`
den gio` moi tra~ loi` bz xep stars ha
wow, to answer until now, busy to assemble stars huh

[something like that]

Thanks for your help!