cai nay la truyen cuoi ma doc mai ko hiu de ma cuoi dc ^^!

[hoanglinhap]

A player was slightly bumped by a member of the opposing team. The player turned round and round with a pained look on his face. His mother, watching the game, laughed and said to the player is wife:
- You see, your husband is having one of his tantrums again, just the same as when he was young. I understand his temper
ai dcih dum cai de cuoi cai cho yeu doi nhi

[LtDra]

A player was slightly bumped by a member of the opposing team. The player turned round and round with a pained look on his face. His mother, watching the game, laughed and said to the player is wife:
- You see, your husband is having one of his tantrums again, just the same as when he was young. I understand his temper
ai dcih dum cai de cuoi cai cho yeu doi nhi

*the player's wife*, not *the player is wife*

It is borring!

[Paddy]

A player was slightly bumped by a member of the opposing team. The player turned round and round with a pained look on his face. His mother, watching the game, laughed and said to the player is wife:
- You see, your husband is having one of his tantrums again, just the same as when he was young. I understand his temper
ai dcih dum cai de cuoi cai cho yeu doi nhi

A player was slightly bumped by a member of the opposing team. The player turned round and round with a pained look on his face. His mother, watching the game, laughed and said to the player's ( posessive, not player is) wife:
- You see, your husband is having one of his tantrums again, just the same as when he was young. I understand his temper

Một cầu thủ bị đội bạn đụng nhẹ. Anh ta quay lòng vòng với nét mặt đau đớn. Mẹ của anh, đang coi trận đấu, cười và nói với vợ của anh:
- Thấy hông, chồng con đang nổi cơn điên, y như lúc nó còn nhỏ. Mẹ biết tính của nó mà.

Mấy đứa con nít khi bị đau hay hờn giỗi thường dậm chân, nhẩy cà tưng lên hoặc quay lòng vòng. Với tôi thì chả có gì đáng cười cả.

[hoanglinhap]

Mấy đứa con nít khi bị đau hay hờn giỗi thường dậm chân, nhẩy cà tưng lên hoặc quay lòng vòng. Với tôi thì chả có gì đáng cười cả.

minh kiem dc trong trang day tieng anh online ay ma tai doc mai ma ko hieu het nghia thay neu ghep tung tu vo thi ko dc xuoi lam nen hoi thoi de minh kiem them may mau tryen nua coi co hay ko nha

Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt’s house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.
The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aunt took Dick into the kitchen. She gave him a nice cake and a knife and said to him,
“ Now here’s a knife, Dick. Cut this cake in half and give one of the pieces to your sister, but remember to do it like a gentleman,”
“Like a gentleman?” Dick asked. “How do gentleman do it?”
“They always give the bigger piece to the other person,” answered his aunt at once.
“Oh,” said Dick. He thought about this for a few seconds. Then he tool the cake to his sister and said to her,
“Cut this cake in half. Catherine.”
cai nay thi sao co hay hon truyen tren ko

[LtDra]

Có ai có khiếu khôi hài dịch cưú bồ đi!!!


The Old Lady and the Condom


Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Lady 1: Whats that?

Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesnt get wet.

Lady 1: Where did you get it?

Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years old), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.

Doesnt matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.

The pharmacist fainted

[Paddy]

Có ai có khiếu khôi hài dịch cưú bồ đi!!!


The Old Lady and the Condom


Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Lady 1: Whats that?

Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesnt get wet.

Lady 1: Where did you get it?

Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years old), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.

Doesnt matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.

The pharmacist fainted

Bà già và áo mưa

Hai bà già đang ngồi hút thuốc ở ngoài sân của viện dưỡng lão thì trời mưa bắt đầu đổ mưa. Bà thứ nhất móc ra (từ trong túi áo) một cái áo mưa, cắt đứt phần đầu, bọc điếu thuốc lại, rồi tiếp tục hút.
Bà thứ hai: Cái gì vậy?
Bà thứ nhất: Áo mưa. Như vầy thì thuốc lá không bị ướt.
Bà thứ hai: Mua ở đâu vậy?
Bà thứ nhất: Chị ra mấy tiệm bán thuốc tây đó.

Ngày hôm sau, bà thứ hai khập khiễng đi ra tiệm thuốc tây gần đó và nói người bán thuốc là bà muốn mua một hộp áo mưa. Người đàn ông bán hàng, dĩ nhiên là xấu hổ, nhìn bà một cách lạ lùng (bà ta đã hơn 80 tuổi), nhưng tế nhị hỏi coi bà muốn hiệu nào.

(Bà trả lời) Hiệu nào cũng được, miễn là vừa một con lạc đà.

Người bán thuốc té xỉu.

Ý bà ta là : vừa cho điếu thuốc lạc đà. Nhưng ở Mỹ, nói a camel thì đa số hiểu là thuốc lá lạc đà.

Những loại chuyện như vầy kêu là dirty joke (chuyện dơ dáy) hoặc nasty joke (chuyện tục tĩu).

Chĩa thuốc lá (xin chứ không phải ăn cắp) của người khác thì nói:
Can I bum you a cigarette?
xin lửa thì: Do you have a light ?