Can someone help me with this vietnamese translation please

[Vkk86]

cha hieu sao k gap ma lai biet nguoi no dep, bmay chat sex v nhau dung k
uh 2 nam ma, t nho' hoi day la t con chua di Sing hehe. time flies vlin nhi ..

and

nguoi no lan cuoi cug t gap da dep. roi hinh nhu hom an al fresco, m cug di cug con g? cha bao h chat lai keu chat sex hoang tuog? qa' Son ah. de? em Phuong giet' t ah

Its slang and I have a hard time reading it, thank you very much.

[dewdrops]

cha hieu sao k gap ma lai biet nguoi no dep, bmay chat sex v nhau dung k
uh 2 nam ma, t nho' hoi day la t con chua di Sing hehe. time flies vlin nhi ..

not slang..it is chat "short hand"

Don't know why you haven't met her and yet you know she has a hot body? You chat sex with her? right?
yes...it has been 2 years, t remembered back then t hasn't left for Singapore as yet hehe (laughs) time flies vlin (person t is talking to person vlin)

[dewdrops]

nguoi no lan cuoi cug t gap da dep. roi hinh nhu hom an al fresco, m cug di cug con g? cha bao h chat lai keu chat sex hoang tuog? qa' Son ah. de? em Phuong giet' t ah

Her body the last time t met her was "hot", I think the time we ate al fresco, m went with that girl ..? I never chat let alone chat sex..you've got quite an imagination Son..Phuong would kill t ..