Funny Quotes

[gloriacollins]

funny.. i like it...

[shamefully]

Nice quote you got there. Thanks for sharing.

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[cahillcahill]

“Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.”
“To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.”
“There’s no half-singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva.”
“I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.”

[TLT]

“I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.”

I don't get this one

[Saccalay]

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

Like this! hihi

[ges]

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87.

the word they didn't chang is "the end"

[justdoit]

1)There are 3 types of people in this world. Ones who can count and ones who can't.

2) A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

3) Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

4) Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

[TLT]

4) Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

I don't get it

[justdoit]

I don't get it

Let say you met a girl and you invited her back to your place, the night started to go your way, you called out her name, but instead it's your ex-gf or wife's name. so she left.

4) Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
meaning - Next time, you'll learn not to forget her name.

[mcjambi]

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