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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
    script là kịch bản bác ạ. Ông ấy viết kịch bản ẹ quá cho nên chỉ có 1 chữ không bị chỉnh lại thôi (còn bao nhiêu đều bị sửa lại hết).
    hà hà , vậy mà Ltdra lại tưởng họ chơi chữ chớ.
    Cũng không có gì mắc cười lắm.
    Thất bại lớn nhất của đời người là tự đại
    Đáng thương nhất của đời người là tự ti.
    Tự đại + Tự ti = thất bại đáng thương nhất

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    These quotes are very funny .... Try some Shakespeare "Oh what a piece of work is Man" Anyone like to comment. What does it mean? What could it mean? Here's a hint..Dung quen diong dieu nhe!

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    Đừng quên giọng điệu nhé! ???

    After googling for a while, I still give up. Anyone knows?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vietnamese4u View Post
    Đừng quên giọng điệu nhé! ???

    After googling for a while, I still give up. Anyone knows?
    Beat me. Maybe it's from this movie Grosse Pointe Blank ?????

    What a piece of work is man! How noble... oh, fuck it, let's have a drink and forget the whole damn thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricky42 View Post
    These quotes are very funny .... Try some Shakespeare "Oh what a piece of work is Man" Anyone like to comment. What does it mean? What could it mean? Here's a hint..Dung quen diong dieu nhe!

    How about a quote from Confucius.

    Baseball is false, man with four balls can not walk.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
    How about a quote from Confucius.

    Baseball is false, man with four balls can not walk.

    lol .........
    Thất bại lớn nhất của đời người là tự đại
    Đáng thương nhất của đời người là tự ti.
    Tự đại + Tự ti = thất bại đáng thương nhất

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    That's from the move Lost in Translation right? haha

    Try one of our crap British "Doctor, doctor" jokes.."Doctor, doctor, I feel like a wigwam" "No, you're just too tense" ..... work that one out!

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    Mr. Tricky stuff are so stricky
    Nhất tự vi sư , bán tự vi sư
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    1st Version:
    Anyone who teaches me one word - even half a word - is still my teacher.
    2nd Version:
    Even he who teaches me the smallest bit can still be called my teacher

    Please correct my grammar as you see fit. Much appreciated!

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    It's a pun. A wigwam is a type of tent. And "too tense" also sounds like "two tents"

    It's a very bad joke!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LtDra View Post
    hà hà , vậy mà Ltdra lại tưởng họ chơi chữ chớ.
    Cũng không có gì mắc cười lắm.
    Nó đúng là chơi chữ đấy bác.

    Ông ta nói rằng kịch bản không bị sửa một chữ. Ai cũng nghĩ rằng không bị sửa bất cứ chữ nào hết.

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