mfm need some help me with this translation?

[mfmcuba]

1. Hom nay chi khong co di lam, nhoung Lam khong an ko uong ba ngay cuoi tuan. Con Ben em?

2. Vuitton Duc thi cu Vui Duc thi cu Vui thoi. Ben chi thi lam that mo noi luon. Sau le am van lam nhu chau dien.

3. Vay a, mung cho chi.

4. Ben do co gi ngon ko chi

5. Cung ok nhung ko bang moi nam, bua nay Sao Thay xinh the, an choi the , chim so long ha

[nam vu]

1. I'm not working today, but without drinking and eating on the three days of weekend. How about you?

2. Vuitton Duc thi cu Vui Duc thi cu Vui thoi(the hell she talking about? i dont understand even its vietnamese). Ben chi thi lam that mo noi luon. Sau le am van lam nhu chau dien-> I work so f**king hard. After weekend i still work like hell.

3. really? good for you.

4. Ben do co gi ngon ko chi( i dont know how to translate it into english but i think the other girl means: is the commissions in your company good?)

5. its ok but not good like every year. You look so pretty today, fancy, chim so long ha(girl's slang, i dont understand what is it mean)