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    DT ví với chuyện bố già là sai vì ông này giám làm chứ không giám đốc. Kiếm cuốn truyện bố già tiếng Anh mà đọc, hay hơn chuyện dịch rất nhiều

    S/B dám làm ....không dám đốc thúc

    Chỉ làm sáng tỏ thôi.
    Cordially

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    Quote Originally Posted by MANH NGUYEN View Post
    DT ví với chuyện bố già là sai vì ông này giám làm chứ không giám đốc. Kiếm cuốn truyện bố già tiếng Anh mà đọc, hay hơn chuyện dịch rất nhiều

    S/B dám làm ....không dám đốc thúc

    Chỉ làm sáng tỏ thôi.
    Cordially
    Thank you, sir.

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    Lesson 6

    A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a
    large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay
    there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out!
    He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing
    and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under
    the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

    Morals of the story:

    (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
    (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
    (3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

    THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE

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    Quote Originally Posted by MANH NGUYEN View Post
    Lesson 6

    A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a
    large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay
    there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out!
    He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing
    and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under
    the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

    Morals of the story:

    (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
    (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
    (3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

    THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
    Hay thế mà sao lại "End" vậy bác?
    Nhất tự vi sư , bán tự vi sư
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    1st Version:
    Anyone who teaches me one word - even half a word - is still my teacher.
    2nd Version:
    Even he who teaches me the smallest bit can still be called my teacher

    Please correct my grammar as you see fit. Much appreciated!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dethuong_x0x View Post
    Hay thế mà sao lại "End" vậy bác?
    Lý do là chỉ có 5 phút thôi!

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    Default hello. it`s my first post

    Is such a topic was not previously on the forum?

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    Default interesting post

    interesting post

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    Default what is post????

    interesting post


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    Very funny! A good lesson about doing research.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MANH NGUYEN View Post
    Antique oil lamp: Đèn dầu cổ xưa (đốt bằng dầu hỏa)
    hihhii ..cái này hok phải nghĩa là họ tìm thấy 1 cây đèn cổ .. or hiểu xa xa ra chút là... họ tìm thấy thần đèn aladin sao huh?

    P/s the jokes are very funny & meaningful as well

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