Five-minute Management Course

[MANH NGUYEN]

Funny story

Lesson 1:




A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands
Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds,
Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets
to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in
a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

[xtiano]

Funny story

Lesson 1:




A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands
Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds,
Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets
to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in
a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

haha, I'll do exactly the same to my neighbor XD nice story!

[MANH NGUYEN]

haha, I'll do exactly the same to my neighbor XD nice story!
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Please correct my mistakes, I'll be grateful
Merci de bien vouloir montrer mes erreurs Bisoux

Chúc bạn may mắn và giữ cho được "toàn vẹn lảnh thổ" nhé.
Pháp và Mỹ thằng nào "pull trigger" nhanh hơn?

[dethuong_x0x]

Funny story

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in
a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Vỡ bụng !!!
Nhưng tớ ko hiểu cái "Moral of the story". Please translate it!
Thank you!

[Paddy]

Vỡ bụng !!!
Nhưng tớ ko hiểu cái "Moral of the story". Please translate it!
Thank you!

Ngụ ý của câu chuyện.

[MANH NGUYEN]

Originally Posted by MANH NGUYEN
Funny story

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in
a position to prevent avoidable exposure

Vấn đề đạo đức của câu chuyện:

Nếu bạn cùng chia xẻ những tin tức thiết yếu về vấn đề tiền bạc vay mượn trong thời gian nhiều mạo hiểm với người chung cổ phần, bạn có thể đặt mình nằm trong tình trạng dè dặt để tránh né khỏi phải bị lộ liểu quá đáng.

[LtDra]

Tớ có xem đoạn Fun Video cho cái câu chuyện của bác Mạnh kể rồi nhưng rất tiếc bây giờ chưa tìm lại được. Ở trong video anh chành hàng xóm chia số tiền ra làm 2 hay 3 lần gì đó và yêu cầu cuối của anh ta là được chạm 2 bàn tay của anh ta lên hai cái "non bòng" của cô vợ.

[MANH NGUYEN]

Lesson 2:

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The
nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand
slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed
heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to
look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

[xtiano]

Chúc bạn may mắn và giữ cho được "toàn vẹn lảnh thổ" nhé.
Pháp và Mỹ thằng nào "pull trigger" nhanh hơn?

pull trigger = applicate??

Father trong lesson 2 mà tìm dc glory thì thành godfather luôn

[dethuong_x0x]

Lesson 2:

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
1 tu sĩ đề nghị 1 nữ tu quá giang. Nữ tu leo lên xe và vắt chéo 2 chân, kéo cái áo và lòi cái chân ra.

The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
Tu sĩ xíu nữa là gây ra tai nạn. Sau khi lấy lại kiểm soát, tu sĩ rón rén trượt cái tay lên chân nữ tu sĩ. Nữ tu nói,"Cha, nhớ Psalm 129" Tu sĩ bỏ tay ra. Nhưng chỉ để sang số, tu sĩ lại cho tay lên chân nữ tu sĩ. Nữ tu sĩ nói thêm 1 lần nữa,"Cha, nhớ Psalm 129".

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to
look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'


Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Mấy từ gạch chân tớ ko biết dịch, chỉ dịch theo cảm tính. Các bác sửa giúp tớ.Và cho tớ hỏi luôn "đạp thắng", "đạp ga", "đạp 1 cái gì nữa" trong xe manual thì dịch thế nào các bác. Cảm ơn các bác nhiều.
BTY, Bác Mạnh có cái topic hay quá