A Dialogue in slang
(At school)

A: You seem really ticked off. What's up?
P: Just get out my face, would you?
A: Chill out! What's eating you, anyway?
P: Sorry. It's just that I think I blew the final and now my parents are going to get all bent out of shape. I like totally drew a blank on everything!
A: Well, now you're really going to freak out when I tell you who aced it... what's-her-face... the one who always kisses up to the teacher.
P: Jennifer Davie? Give me a break! I can't stand her. She's such a dweeb! How could she possibly ace it when she keeps cutting class all the time?
A: She's teacher's pet, that's why. Besides, he's so laid back, he lets her get away with it. She just really rubs me the wrong way. And you know what? I think she's got the hots for him, too.
P: Get out of here!
A: I'm dead serious. Yesterday, before class starts, she walks up to Mr. Edward's desk and goes, 'Goodmorning, Jim.'
P: Oh, gag me! She's totally gross!