HELP...Viet-->Eng Translation Please...

[lindal24]

Can someone translate this?? THANKS!!!

Met moi va bat luc!

Vua thi xong,3h dong ho dot chay day than kinh,ma ket qua cung chang ra dau vao dau.Hinh nhu thu vui cua cac thay co giao la nhin thay bo mat nhu dua dam cua tui sinh vien khi khong lam duoc bai.Da hoc het roi,nhung rot cuc .........Dua nao cung lac dau:bai thi qua dai,va nhieu bay.......dua hoc gioi nhat lop minh,cung lam hon 2/3 bai!

Thoi mac xac,den dau thi den,thay met moi,ngay thu 7 cung chang duoc yen,ca tuan di thi ,di lam,tuong duoc nghi ngoi thu 7,the ma lai xep lich thi vao,dung la potay may ong ba thay giao!chan qua,chan quaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Ve nha,thi internet lai hong,merde cai thang hang xom,chang le lai khong chia internet voi no nua,chuyen gia pha hoai!!!!!!!!!!!dien ca cai dau,lai ngoi choc choc ngoay ngoay may hoi,thi moi ra duoc cai mang,dung la khung ca cai dau!

Con vai ngay nua,la den ngay ....ma cung chang con tam trang gi nua ca,muon ngu,ngu 1 giac la het,ngu day la lai thay bai vo.....channnnnnnn nhu con gian!Co gang vai ngay nua,co len nao!Troi may hom nay lai tro lanh,ong troi cung ham doi roi!Lam j bay h nhi?Thoi thay quan ao va len giuong ngu 1 giac,du the nao di chang nua,moi viec van fai tiep dien theo dung tien trinh cua no,chang thay doi duoc!

Channnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

[LtDra]

Can someone translate this?? THANKS!!!

Met moi va bat luc!

Vua thi xong,3h dong ho dot chay day than kinh,ma ket qua cung chang ra dau vao dau.Hinh nhu thu vui cua cac thay co giao la nhin thay bo mat nhu dua dam cua tui sinh vien khi khong lam duoc bai.Da hoc het roi,nhung rot cuc .........Dua nao cung lac dau:bai thi qua dai,va nhieu bay.......dua hoc gioi nhat lop minh,cung lam hon 2/3 bai!

Thoi mac xac,den dau thi den,thay met moi,ngay thu 7 cung chang duoc yen,ca tuan di thi ,di lam,tuong duoc nghi ngoi thu 7,the ma lai xep lich thi vao,dung la potay may ong ba thay giao!chan qua,chan quaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Ve nha,thi internet lai hong,merde cai thang hang xom,chang le lai khong chia internet voi no nua,chuyen gia pha hoai!!!!!!!!!!!dien ca cai dau,lai ngoi choc choc ngoay ngoay may hoi,thi moi ra duoc cai mang,dung la khung ca cai dau!

Con vai ngay nua,la den ngay ....ma cung chang con tam trang gi nua ca,muon ngu,ngu 1 giac la het,ngu day la lai thay bai vo.....channnnnnnn nhu con gian!Co gang vai ngay nua,co len nao!Troi may hom nay lai tro lanh,ong troi cung ham doi roi!Lam j bay h nhi?Thoi thay quan ao va len giuong ngu 1 giac,du the nao di chang nua,moi viec van fai tiep dien theo dung tien trinh cua no,chang thay doi duoc!

Channnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

Thế mới biết học kiến thức con "chuột", thi lại là kiến thức con "voi". Nếu biết cách tiếp cận với "voi" trước thì có lẽ chất xám của bạn không bị cháy đen hết như vậy . Nhưng chưa hết dâu nhé khi ra đời đi làm thật sự thì phải có kiến thức siêu đẳng hơn ấy là kiến thức của con "cuốn chiếu": không có nhiều "chân tay" thì có mà khổ, bên cạnh đó nếu không biết "co cuốn" khi cần thiết thì coi chừng lụy cái thân, vã lại thông minh cỡ "cuốn chiếu" thì khối người vẫn làm giàu như chơi, mà nhở bị cháy chất xám thì cũng đâu có bao nhiêu bị cháy mà lo. Thôi ngủ một giấc cho đã trước đi "ngày mai vẫn mãi mãi là ngày mai"

[Paddy]

Can someone translate this?? THANKS!!!

Met moi va bat luc!

Vua thi xong,3h dong ho dot chay day than kinh,ma ket qua cung chang ra dau vao dau.Hinh nhu thu vui cua cac thay co giao la nhin thay bo mat nhu dua dam cua tui sinh vien khi khong lam duoc bai.Da hoc het roi,nhung rot cuc .........Dua nao cung lac dau:bai thi qua dai,va nhieu bay.......dua hoc gioi nhat lop minh,cung lam hon 2/3 bai!

Thoi mac xac,den dau thi den,thay met moi,ngay thu 7 cung chang duoc yen,ca tuan di thi ,di lam,tuong duoc nghi ngoi thu 7,the ma lai xep lich thi vao,dung la potay may ong ba thay giao!chan qua,chan quaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Ve nha,thi internet lai hong,merde cai thang hang xom,chang le lai khong chia internet voi no nua,chuyen gia pha hoai!!!!!!!!!!!dien ca cai dau,lai ngoi choc choc ngoay ngoay may hoi,thi moi ra duoc cai mang,dung la khung ca cai dau!

Con vai ngay nua,la den ngay ....ma cung chang con tam trang gi nua ca,muon ngu,ngu 1 giac la het,ngu day la lai thay bai vo.....channnnnnnn nhu con gian!Co gang vai ngay nua,co len nao!Troi may hom nay lai tro lanh,ong troi cung ham doi roi!Lam j bay h nhi?Thoi thay quan ao va len giuong ngu 1 giac,du the nao di chang nua,moi viec van fai tiep dien theo dung tien trinh cua no,chang thay doi duoc!

Channnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

Tired and exhausted,

Just taken the examination, three hours of burning nerves [brain cells], and the result is not that good. It seems like the teachers' joy is to see the faces of students who did not do good in the exam. [I] studied everything, but at the end....Everyone shook their heads "the exam was too long, and too many questions...." Even the best student could do a bit more than 2/3 [of the exam].

Anyway, que sera sera, [I] am exhausted, [I] can't even be left alone on Saturday, the whole week of taking exams, work, [I] thought [I] could rest on Saturday, [they/teachers] had to pick [Saturday] for exam, [I] give up trying [to figure] the teachers out. [I am] very digusted, very disguuuuuuuuuuuuuusted.

[When I] came home, the internet was down, merde (French swear word) the neighboor, should I stop sharing the internet line with him, that saboteur!!!!!!!!! Dinkydau, [I had to] sit and tinker [with the computer/router], then [I] could get on the net, gosh it drove me nut!

Just few more days, then comes the day.....but [I] don't have it in [my] heart [to do], [I] want to sleep, take one long nap, [but] when [I] wake up there will be more studies........disgusted like a roach ! [I] will put in more effort, more effort! It got cold in the last few days, the creator also ham doi roi! Lam j bay h nhi? [I] am going to change and go to take a nap, whatever had happened, every things will keep on happening the ways they should, can't change that !

Disguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusted !

I can't translate the red words.

[dethuong_x0x]

Tired and exhausted,

Just taken the examination, three hours of burning nerves [brain cells], and the result is not that good. It seems like the teachers' joy is to see the faces of students who did not do good in the exam. [I] studied everything, but at the end....Everyone shook their heads "the exam was too long, and too many questions...." Even the best student could do a bit more than 2/3 [of the exam].

Anyway, que sera sera, [I] am exhausted, [I] can't even be left alone on Saturday, the whole week of taking exams, work, [I] thought [I] could rest on Saturday, [they/teachers] had to pick [Saturday] for exam, [I] give up trying [to figure] the teachers out. [I am] very digusted, very disguuuuuuuuuuuuuusted.

[When I] came home, the internet was down, merde (French swear word) the neighboor, should I stop sharing the internet line with him, that saboteur!!!!!!!!! Dinkydau, [I had to] sit and tinker [with the computer/router], then [I] could get on the net, gosh it drove me nut!

Just few more days, then comes the day.....but [I] don't have it in [my] heart [to do], [I] want to sleep, take one long nap, [but] when [I] wake up there will be more studies........disgusted like a roach ! [I] will put in more effort, more effort! It got cold in the last few days, the creator also ham doi roi! Lam j bay h nhi? [I] am going to change and go to take a nap, whatever had happened, every things will keep on happening the ways they should, can't change that !

Disguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusted !

I can't translate the red words.

Red words mean " hận đời rồi ! Làm gì Bây giờ nhỉ " => hate the life ? What should I do now ?