Need helps ...

[rik.supa]

Tôi có 1 mẩu truyện cười muốn kể cho 1 người bạn nước ngoài nghe . Bro nào có thể dịch giùm mẩu truyện này ko ?


Người Trung Quôc đặt quả táo lên đầu 1 cô gái xinh đẹp, lùi xa 100m, giương cung. Mũi tên lao đi vun vút, bửa đôi quả táo. Anh ta nói: "I'm Sinbad". Người Nhật đặt quả chanh lên đầu 1 cô gái xinh đẹp khác,lùi xa 150m, giương cung.Mũi tên lao đi vun vút, xuyên qua quả chanh. Anh ta nói:" I'm Robin Hood". Người cuối cùng Việt Nam nhìn 2 đối thủ đầy khinh bỉ. Anh ta đặt 1 trái sơri lên đầu cô gái xinh đẹp nhất, lùi xa 200m, giương cung. Mũi tên lao đi vun vút. Anh ta nói:"I'm ...sorry".

[pinkypig]

The Chinese put the apple on a beautiful girl's head, back away 100m, and drew the bow. The arrows fly and cut the apple into half. He said: "I'm Sinbad". The Japanese put a lemon on another beautiful girl's head, back away 150m, and drew the bow.The arrows soar through the lemon. He said: "I'm Robin Hood." The Vietnamese gave the two rivals scornful look. He put a small cherry on the most beautiful girls, back away 200m, and drew the bow. Arrows soar through the air. He said: "I'm sorry ...."
I'm still laughing....too funny.

[fija]

A Chinese put an apple on a beautiful girl's head, stepped back away 100m, and drew the bow. His arrow sprag and cut the apple into half. He said: "I'm Sinbad". A Japanese put a lemon on another beautiful girl's head, back away 150m, and drew the bow. The arrows soared through the lemon. He claimed: "I'm Robin Hood." A Vietnamese gave the two rivals scornful look. He put a small cherry on the most beautiful girls, back away 200m, and drew the bow. His arrow went through the air. He murmured: "I'm sorry ...."
I'm still laughing....too funny.

hihi, good! Pinkypig, try no repetition and your translation will be better, okay?

[fija]

The Chinese put the apple on a beautiful girl's head, back away 100m, and drew the bow. The arrows fly and cut the apple into half. He said: "I'm Sinbad". The Japanese put a lemon on another beautiful girl's head, back away 150m, and drew the bow.The arrows soar through the lemon. He said: "I'm Robin Hood." The Vietnamese gave the two rivals scornful look. He put a small cherry on the most beautiful girls, back away 200m, and drew the bow. Arrows soar through the air. He said: "I'm sorry ...."

A Chinese put an apple on a beautiful girl's head, back away 100m, and drew the bow. His arrow flied and cut the apple into half. He said proudly: "I'm Sinbad". A Japanese put a lemon on another beautiful girl's head, back away 150m, and drew the bow. His arrow soared through the lemon. He claimed: "I'm Robin Hood." A Vietnamese gave the two rivals scornful look. He put a small cherry on the most beautiful girl's head, back away 200m, and drew the bow. This time arrow tore the air noisily. He then murmured: "I'm sorry ...."

[Tricky42]

This needed a small amount of tidying up to make the English flow...

A Chinaman placed an apple on a beautiful girl's head, retreated to 100m and drew back his bow. His arrow flew through the air and cut the apple in half (into two). He said proudly, "I'm Sinbad". A Japanese man placed a lemon on another beautiful girl's head, retreated to 150m and drew back his bow. His arrow sliced through the lemon. He said, "I'm Robin Hood". A Vietnamese man looked at his two rivals scornfully. He placed a small cherry on the most beautiful girl's head, retreated to 200m and drew back his bow. This time the arrow tore through the air. Then he murmured, "I'm sorry.."

[rik.supa]

Thanks Fija and Pinkypig ! Cái đoạn mũi tên lao đi vun vút có lẽ Pingkypig dịch chuẩn hơn

Truyện này có vẻ khó dịch hơn :

"
Trong 1 cuộc thi nhịn đói gồm 3 nước Anh, Nhật và Việt Nam . Mỗi người bị nhốt trong 1 cái hộp sắt và có gắn chuông, hễ ai ko chịu nổi thì "reng...reng" sẽ được ra ngoài, ai chịu đựng lâu nhất sẽ thắng. Người Anh chịu đc 3 ngày thì "reng...reng" người Nhật chịu đc 5 ngày phải bò ra. Qua tới ngày thứ 7 thấy người VN vẫn im hơi lặng tiếng, BTC quyết định cho VN thắng. Nhưng khi mở hộp thì thấy người VN nằm chết từ lúc nào rồi, trên vách còn ghi dòng chữ bằng máu "...tổ cha thằng nào cắt chuông tao". "

[fija]

thank you, nice correction. the word 'retreat' (to) is what i forgot. more, so is scornfully and, tore through (which I failed to remember). thank you tricky