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    Default Laughing to Death ^^"

    These following pictures show us some student's funny answers :



    Suppose you set out the determine If XO cats are phenotypically female , but you have no cytological equipment (i.e. you can't directly look at chromosomes ). WHat kitten colors ( with respect to orange, calico, and black ) would you look for in one specific color cross ?

    -Answer : I would check to see If it had a vagina .



    The water of the Earth Oceans stores a lots of heat. An engineer designed an ocean liner that would extract heat from the ocean waters at T(h)=10 C ( 283 K )and reject heat to the atmosphere at T(r)=20 C (293 K ) . He thought he had good idea , but his boss fired him . EXplain !

    -Answer : Because he slept with boss's wife



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    Nhất tự vi sư , bán tự vi sư
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    Anyone who teaches me one word - even half a word - is still my teacher.
    2nd Version:
    Even he who teaches me the smallest bit can still be called my teacher

    Please correct my grammar as you see fit. Much appreciated!

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    Nhất tự vi sư , bán tự vi sư
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    1st Version:
    Anyone who teaches me one word - even half a word - is still my teacher.
    2nd Version:
    Even he who teaches me the smallest bit can still be called my teacher

    Please correct my grammar as you see fit. Much appreciated!

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    Nhất tự vi sư , bán tự vi sư
    ---
    1st Version:
    Anyone who teaches me one word - even half a word - is still my teacher.
    2nd Version:
    Even he who teaches me the smallest bit can still be called my teacher

    Please correct my grammar as you see fit. Much appreciated!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dethuong_x0x View Post
    Women, can't live with them, can't live without them!

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    The water of the Earth Oceans stores a lots of heat. An engineer designed an ocean liner that would extract heat from the ocean waters at T(h)=10 C ( 283 K )and reject heat to the atmosphere at T(r)=20 C (293 K ) . He thought he had good idea , but his boss fired him . EXplain !

    Có câu trả lời chính xác ko hả Hoa Vô Khuyết??
    Hãy làm những gì mình thích, đừng sống cuộc đời người khác áp đặt cho bản thân mình...

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    Quote Originally Posted by xtiano View Post
    The water of the Earth Oceans stores a lots of heat. An engineer designed an ocean liner that would extract heat from the ocean waters at T(h)=10 C ( 283 K )and reject heat to the atmosphere at T(r)=20 C (293 K ) . He thought he had good idea , but his boss fired him . EXplain !

    Có câu trả lời chính xác ko hả Hoa Vô Khuyết??
    Đầu tiên cho tớ cảm ơn về cái tên " Hoa Vô Khuyết " tên này nghe quen quá mà ko nhớ gì về nhận vật này hết

    Còn về phần câu trả lời chính xác thì tớ ko chắc nhưng mà theo tớ thì :
    Theo như đề bài thì người kĩ sư đang muốn thu vào heat để làm cái gì đó, nhưng chiếc tàu anh ta làm ra lại thải ra còn nhiều heat hơn số heat " dự trữ " của biển. Tức là tại sao ko dùng số heat của tàu thải ra để làm cái việc anh ta cần luôn cho tiện .
    Chắc là sai rồi .
    Nhất tự vi sư , bán tự vi sư
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    1st Version:
    Anyone who teaches me one word - even half a word - is still my teacher.
    2nd Version:
    Even he who teaches me the smallest bit can still be called my teacher

    Please correct my grammar as you see fit. Much appreciated!

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    Cái này tốt cho ai muốn học tiếng anh nè, đôi lúc cũng tếu lắm.
    http://pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?...d922d97e345aa1
    Check it out!!!
    Nhất tự vi sư , bán tự vi sư
    ---
    1st Version:
    Anyone who teaches me one word - even half a word - is still my teacher.
    2nd Version:
    Even he who teaches me the smallest bit can still be called my teacher

    Please correct my grammar as you see fit. Much appreciated!

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    =)) i almost spit out my coca when i see it ,cuz i started laughing at =))

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    Quote Originally Posted by dethuong_x0x View Post
    Cái này tốt cho ai muốn học tiếng anh nè, đôi lúc cũng tếu lắm.
    http://pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?...d922d97e345aa1
    Check it out!!!
    cái này tớ chat vơí nó 2 lần là thấy ớn.Robot mà .Tớ hỏi nó lấy tớ ko, nó bảo tớ download nó về đi )...cant stand it

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