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[MANH NGUYEN]

The Cucumber, a Pickle, and a Penis

There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.

The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad."

The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar."

The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!"

[dethuong_x0x]

Rubber Tarp là cái gì vậy bác?
Tìm trên google nhìn nó cứ lạ lạ sao ý, ko biết là cái gì.

[MANH NGUYEN]

Rubber Tarp là cái gì vậy bác?
Tìm trên google nhìn nó cứ lạ lạ sao ý, ko biết là cái gì.

Vào đây xem, rồi tự suy nghĩ ra:
http://vdict.com/tarpaulin,1,0,0.html

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/tarpaulin

[dethuong_x0x]

Hô Hô! Hiểu rồi
Pass out ở đây = die phải ko bác?

[MANH NGUYEN]

Hô Hô! Hiểu rồi
Pass out ở đây = die phải ko bác?

Không phải die mà là hình thức ngất xỉu; ở đây thì xìu!
pass out:
To lose consciousness.

[adorable-monkey]

Getting Saucy

I was with my friend and her entire family at a fancy Chinese restaurant after along day at her brother's track meet. While we were eating, her brother ( who is very cute!) asked what "brown sauce" is. I said, " oh, it's probably just penis sauce" is. I'd meant to say peanut sauce, but the damage was done. The whole family just stared as i laughed really loudly, hoping it would ease the tension. But they didn't seem to find it so funny.