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    Mọi người dịch ra giùm nghen, đây là truyện cười nước ngoài, nhưng tiếng anh của Tọkachitaki dở ẹc nên hẻm dịch được

    Newspaper

    1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

    2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.

    3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the
    country, and who are very good at crosswords.

    4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country
    but don't really understand the Washington Post. They do, however, like
    their statistics shown in pie charts.

    5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the
    country, if they could spare the time, and if they didn't have to leave
    LA to do it.

    6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the
    country and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.

    7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's
    running the country, and don't really care as long as they can get a
    seat on the train.

    8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the
    country, as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably
    while intoxicated.

    9. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there
    is a country .... or that anyone is running it; but whoever it is, they
    oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the
    leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs, who also
    happen to be illegal aliens from ANY country or galaxy as long as they
    are Democrats.

    10. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country
    but need the baseball scores.

    11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the
    grocery store.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tokachitaki View Post
    Mọi người dịch ra giùm nghen, đây là truyện cười nước ngoài, nhưng tiếng anh của Tọkachitaki dở ẹc nên hẻm dịch được
    Chưa làm mà đã chán rồi ! Dịch đi rồi tớ sửa cho.

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