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    Funny story

    Lesson 1:





    A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
    The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands
    Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
    After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds,
    Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets
    to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.
    'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

    Moral of the story:
    If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in
    a position to prevent avoidable exposure
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    Quote Originally Posted by MANH NGUYEN View Post
    Funny story

    Lesson 1:





    A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
    The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands
    Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
    After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds,
    Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets
    to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.
    'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

    Moral of the story:
    If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in
    a position to prevent avoidable exposure
    .
    haha, I'll do exactly the same to my neighbor XD nice story!
    Hãy làm những gì mình thích, đừng sống cuộc đời người khác áp đặt cho bản thân mình...

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    haha, I'll do exactly the same to my neighbor XD nice story!
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    Chúc bạn may mắn và giữ cho được "toàn vẹn lảnh thổ" nhé.
    Pháp và Mỹ thằng nào "pull trigger" nhanh hơn?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MANH NGUYEN View Post
    Chúc bạn may mắn và giữ cho được "toàn vẹn lảnh thổ" nhé.
    Pháp và Mỹ thằng nào "pull trigger" nhanh hơn?
    pull trigger = applicate??

    Father trong lesson 2 mà tìm dc glory thì thành godfather luôn
    Last edited by xtiano; 04-17-2008 at 04:52 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xtiano View Post
    pull trigger = applicate??

    Father trong lesson 2 mà tìm dc glory thì thành godfather luôn
    Pull trigger: bop co sung. Bang! Bang! Bang!

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    Thi pull trigger thi to thua la cai chac.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MANH NGUYEN View Post
    Pull trigger: bop co sung. Bang! Bang! Bang!
    ặc, hóa ra là bóp cò súng ah?? Ko có nghĩa bóng sao... làm cứ phải suy nghĩ
    btw, the one who should be punished in ur story is the man's wife, not his neighbor hehe
    Hãy làm những gì mình thích, đừng sống cuộc đời người khác áp đặt cho bản thân mình...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MANH NGUYEN View Post
    Funny story

    Moral of the story:
    If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in
    a position to prevent avoidable exposure
    .
    Vỡ bụng !!!
    Nhưng tớ ko hiểu cái "Moral of the story". Please translate it!
    Thank you!
    Nhất tự vi sư , bán tự vi sư
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    1st Version:
    Anyone who teaches me one word - even half a word - is still my teacher.
    2nd Version:
    Even he who teaches me the smallest bit can still be called my teacher

    Please correct my grammar as you see fit. Much appreciated!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dethuong_x0x View Post
    Vỡ bụng !!!
    Nhưng tớ ko hiểu cái "Moral of the story". Please translate it!
    Thank you!
    Ngụ ý của câu chuyện.

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    Originally Posted by MANH NGUYEN
    Funny story

    Moral of the story:
    If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in
    a position to prevent avoidable exposure

    Vấn đề đạo đức của câu chuyện:

    Nếu bạn cùng chia xẻ những tin tức thiết yếu về vấn đề tiền bạc vay mượn trong thời gian nhiều mạo hiểm với người chung cổ phần, bạn có thể đặt mình nằm trong tình trạng dè dặt để tránh né khỏi phải bị lộ liểu quá đáng.

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