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    Default The Husband Store

    A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a new husband. At the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

    You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

    "Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs."

    The second floor sign reads:

    "Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids."

    The third floor sign reads:

    "Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are Drop-dead Gorgeous."

    "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

    "Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous and Help With Housework."

    "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

    "Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak."

    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

    "Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

    Thank you for shopping at the New Husband Store."

    To avoid gender bias accusations, the store's owner also opens a New Wives' store just across the street...... ....

    The first floor has wives that love sex.

    The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

    The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

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    Thumbs up its really nice story

    Glad to view ur story....its really amaizing what happend to you..........

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    good story - was just what I needed today - keep 'em coming - thanks.

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    I realy love this story,good story

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    HA HA! Really funny story.
    Nhất tự vi sư , bán tự vi sư
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    1st Version:
    Anyone who teaches me one word - even half a word - is still my teacher.
    2nd Version:
    Even he who teaches me the smallest bit can still be called my teacher

    Please correct my grammar as you see fit. Much appreciated!

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    I'm going to use that story. Very funny!

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